If I had a street named after me, it would really put me on the map.

“I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.”

“I murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (…”

“I got fleeced once, by a sweater—a fleece, if you will. And won’t you? Please d…”

“If my life’s work could fit on a stamp, I’d want you to lick it before I die.”