If I had a wooden leg I could sit on three-legged chairs no problem.

“Love reminds me of when I was six and had a pet goldfish named “Silverbird” tha…”

“I was born in 1928, rearranged”

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. Here’s my prediction: Tomorrow wi…”

“Being vulgar to be funny is a crutch, and I prefer wheelchairs.”