If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.

“I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things …”

“Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a conce…”

“I know the secret number of the universe. It’s one, for the individual in searc…”

“We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the b…”