If I had to believe, I would. But I don’t, and I do.

“Taxes and Texas—they have the same letters, but only one can go to hell.”

“I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life yo…”

“When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that i…”

“My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—esp…”