If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, that’s just what I’ll do. It’s this kind of regard for others that makes me believe I’d be a good politician.

“I am the world’s greatest American. I narrowly beat out all of China for the ti…”

“I like movies that keep me guessing until the end. I always guess flowers, beca…”

“Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.”

“She’s ultra conservative, while I am ultraviolet. I would show, but I’m beyond …”