If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.

“We danced together. We didn’t look graceful, but how could we? She only had one…”

“I just got a new windshield. Slowly I’m going to replace my way to a new car. I…”

“Welcome to,to,to,to,to Stutterville! P,p,p,please have a seat on your own lap.”

“It’s true, I almost hit him. And I would have too, if at the last moment he did…”