If I knew beforehand that I’d need a good backhand, I’d never have taken up tennis. Or bitch slapping.

“Get off the scale, and get out of my weigh.”

“People are more likely to like you if you treat them with respect and Linseed o…”

“A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like …”

“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just fol…”