If I owned a dry cleaners, I’d open at 9 and clothes at 5. Ugh. That pun was spot on. I’ll try to remove it with bleach.

“The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow.”

“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist co…”

“We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me…”

“Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of th…”