If I replaced my ears with conch shells, would you surf on the sound waves?

“I decorated my ballsack in his honor. I wrote, “Welcome home, dad.”

“She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my …”

“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get emp…”

“If I meant to miss, and I made it, then I missed my miss. So I missed and I mad…”