If I run for office, my political platform will be made of wood, and it’ll be made by the people.

“I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what t…”

“I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turne…”

“A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided …”

“If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I hav…”