If I shake your hand, and then jack off, it’s as if you gave me an indirect handjob.


“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine h…”

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

“One great thinker said one thing, another said another, and while the two thoug…”

“But they soon found out that Robert just wasn’t personable, which isn’t surpris…”