If I spent as much time as I did money, I’d be dead tomorrow.

“I can’t tell you how much I love kissing ass. Especially wealthy, cellulose-sti…”

“The world needs more laws. I say this only because I believe the world needs mo…”

“A brick could be used to show you how much I love you. Well, maybe not a whole …”

“Error is to err, as blanket is to blank.
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