If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.


“I sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.”

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“I’d rather be the fastest runner than the best fighter. But then I am a supreme…”

“Don’t let your inability to see get in the way of your vision.”