If I told you I make love like a rainbow, would you be my leprechaun?

“The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a hor…”

“The time is now 3:34. Damn! I’m late for 3:33.”

“Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need …”

“Too many men have died in the name of old age. I know, because my grandmother w…”