If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now.

“Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.”

“Experience is the best teacher I've ever had. I'm sorry, Mr. Sortz, but it's tr…”

“It’s 3:32, and I need just one more ingredient to finish baking 3:33. Would you…”

“I find politicians’ speeches moving. Sometimes I don’t even pack up before fore…”