If I went into the prosthetic limb business, I’d charge an arm and a leg.

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. That’s …”

“Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor ever…”

“I've never had cyber sex. My penis won't fit in the USB port. . . at least not …”

“I needed to take her to a concert, or maybe invite her out to go stencil street…”