If I were a hairy man, I’d never pat myself on the back, because with all that fur, a pat would turn into a pet.

“A brick could be used as a bowling ball. With how bad I bowl, a rectangle ball …”

“A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the excep…”

“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a hous…”

“Awards represent achievement, and to an extent they show more about who you are…”