If I were a hermaphrodite, and someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd reply, "Why thank you. I think I will!

“A brick could be used as a replacement for an erection. Hey, I did it in the ea…”

“To choose to chew, rather than converse with my fellow dinner guests, was the c…”

“How will I tell her I didn’t like her ginger snap cookies? Gingerly.”

“If you’re too slow off a red light, I’ll lay on my horn, because I’m a honky. W…”