If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now.

“Sunburns are so embarrassing that they always make me blush all over.”

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eater…”

“I just got around to brushing my teeth today, and now my asshole smells minty f…”

“It’s a comforting thought knowing that no matter how old I get, I can always ge…”