If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.

“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they …”

“We have no secrets from each other, though sometimes I wish some things were mo…”

“Love isn’t stackable and interlocking, like boxes or Legos. Love is like a one-…”

“Since the day I was born, I’ve spent my time being a human being, and I regard …”