If I were deaf, I’d wear loud clothing. My clothes would also be covered in coffee stains, because Helen Keller is my hero.

“I didn’t do it in 1066. But I’m only not guilty because I wasn’t quite alive th…”

“Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be be…”

“I invented an invisible machine to help you get to sleep. It only works after y…”

“The ultimate dead end is murder. My house is on a dead-end street, and it’s kil…”