If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple and brown, because you are a royal pain in the ass.

“In five years I want to go equally as far as I have come in the last five years…”

“He’s a monk, the fifth of his kind. I call him Monk E, and he is a primate.”

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For a…”

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. …”