If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” then I hope I wouldn’t try to use half my weapon to hitchhike my escape from the police.

“I own nothing, but at least nothing owns me. Well, besides the bank.”

“I want to play a game of Solitaire—with my clone.”

“You have to slow down with this woman, because the moment she slows down and st…”

“I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural…”