If I were to open a corner store, I’d call it 90 Degrees.

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”

“I feel like having another thigh and calf would give me a leg up on my competit…”

“The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow.”

“I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make …”