If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.

“I don’t use coarse humor, but occasionally I’ll joke about intercourse—between …”

“I wouldn’t mind politicians lying to me, stealing from me, or senselessly makin…”

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. H…”

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”