If I win in the nick of time, I’ll spread my congrats evenly to every Nick in the stands. I’ll give them all one watch, because we all share time, so they can share the watch.

“My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time.”

“If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I b…”

“Her last name is Bunch, but her first name isn’t Brady. And there was a bunch o…”

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA…”