If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quarters I just put in the vibrating bed?

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good id…”

“I used his severed hand as a murder weapon. I hope I didn’t get my fingerprints…”

“I suspended my disbelief, and left it floating in mid air.”

“I want to cut your lips, and cut your lisp.”