If it looks like you have pink eye, I’ll take a look at it. Drop your pants and bend over.

“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel lik…”

“I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my…”

“A brick could be used as a key to unlock a door disguised as a brick wall. The …”

“If someone says you’re not right for them, they’re lying. What they’re really t…”