If it’s dangerous, then you go first. If it’s pleasurable, then I’ll be brave and lead the charge.

“I wish somebody would have told my grandpa about the Cold War, so he could have…”

“Is the only reason you get out of bed because you can’t sleep anymore? I’m like…”

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”

“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you wi…”