If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping.

“A blanket could be used to store valuable information that will keep future gen…”

“I asked if I could draw on her face, because not only was her head globe-shaped…”

“The love doctor, Orafoura, says there are two things that a guy can do to promo…”

“I want to play a game of Solitaire—with my clone.”