If love smelled like cheese, as some people assume it does, then I'd rather be a goat and make love all day long.

“I drew a portrait of an invisible man on a nice canvas, because that's all you …”

“Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.”

“I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative …”

“There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops o…”