If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. Ten dimes is too much money to spend on one dollar.

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the steak my mother-in-law just cooke…”

“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus,…”

“My face and body are not my essence. My actions, ideas, and ideals are the stuf…”

“I met a guy who had an interesting job. He was a meat cutter, or a meat slicer,…”