If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.

“If the word "committee" were an acronym, the two "T"s would stand for time trav…”

“Would you rather be affluent, or influential? I’d rather be fluent in the langu…”

“A brick could be used as one ingredient on the greedy Cake of Love. Other ingre…”

“My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an al…”