If love were orange, like an apple, there’d be nothing to compare it to.

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“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
-Tell her I’m ma…”

“A brick could be duct taped in front of your eyes, like a blindfold, so you can…”

“If I spent ten years in prison, I’d probably come to value the small things in …”