If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.

“My name is Mr. Greenblew, and I am not turquoise.”

“I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give…”

“I’ve been writing for about eleven years. I went from elfish to elephantish, an…”

“There’s always going to be a criminal element in the population. At least as lo…”