If my clone weren’t dead, or rather not in nonexistence, he would have probably killed me by now.

“Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in eve…”

“I was looking for a reassuring hand to hold and steady my own, and I finally fo…”

“There’s a witch in Wichita. As an expert on all things Topeka, I should know. I…”

“The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.”