If my clone writes my biography, is it really an autobiography?

“Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with…”

“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re h…”

“Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.”

“A brick could be used to measure water levels through what scientists call hydr…”