If my initials were ARK, then you could call me Noah.

“Don’t tell me to watch my step, because I’m like a staircase—so can you be more…”

“I came from a broken home. My bedroom window was cracked.”

“I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t b…”

“I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one w…”