If my initials were Y.E.S., I’d probably go around smiling all the time.

“I dressed up like a horse, and my horse-faced friend dressed up like a jockey. …”

“The cause isn’t worth getting up for, but it is worth sleeping for. Just trying…”

“When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundr…”

“I think the two greatest inventions in the history of mankind are the remote co…”