If my last name were Drinkfood, I’d pour you a hot cup of spaghetti. And if my last name were Eatdrink, I’d be more romantic and pour you some wine, and let you sip it out of the spoon.

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created…”

“I want to write a book called Kissing Kissinger. It won’t be about kissing, Kis…”

“You don’t need brass knuckles to discover if a man has a glass jaw. All you nee…”

“Bricks could be used to build structures that homosapiens can live in and engag…”