If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be more of a gatherer.

“You make me sick. I think I’ll have to call out of work on your account. Or hav…”

“We were in love. When I say we, I don’t mean her and I. I mean me and my clone …”

“A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, …”

“I wrote half this book (the left half) while I was asleep, and I wrote the othe…”