If my life’s work could fit on a stamp, I’d want you to lick it before I die.

“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”

“I’m underwater on my mortgage. Thankfully, I live on a submarine.”

“I can do a week in a weekend. That’s not how efficient I am, that’s how little …”

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”