If my love were a bagel, I’d put cream cheese on it. But it’s not a bagel, so I just put cheddar on top. Would you like to try a sample?

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“I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.”

“You may not have said anything, but you’re right—silence is the best response.”

“I wanted to study graphic design, because I wanted to work in an office with de…”