If my moles migrated like tiny buffaloes, then I’d let you hunt on my skin and camp out on my nipples. We should go to Wyoming together.

“Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.”

“A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled i…”

“Seeking a woman who looks like a feminized version of L. Ron Hubbard to help me…”

“A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live some…”