If my name were Nubby Blues, I wouldn't be a jazz musician, I'd be a disabled Vietnam vet on welfare.

“I respect a man not for the clothes he wears, but for the clothes he doesn’t we…”

“I have a favorite cemetery I go to, because it’s really clean and the doctors a…”

“My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may…”

“When someone is talking about their job, and they turn to me and ask me what I …”