If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.

“Black clothing makes me look skinnier. If I wear all black at night, and turn o…”

“Amnesia is not the only time you’ll forget who you are. It’ll also happen the f…”

“I don’t buy milk cartons for the calcium. I buy them for the portraits. All tho…”

“I got my nails done today. I’m so glad that after 30 years, they’re finally fin…”