If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.

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“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are l…”

“Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a carto…”

“I’m about to cross a time zone, and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling…”