If my ribcage is locked, just knock

“Leave me with my leftover meatloaf and my Yesterday Sandwich. I’ll be in love t…”

“I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.”

“Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blank…”

“What is the price of love? Half price—if you date a midget.”