If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to impregnate your fireplace? 


“If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave.”

“A plan won’t fly without dedication, perseverance, or wings. A plane won’t fly …”

“Love is being able to be yourself, with another human being who makes you want …”

“As far as how my mom might view me, I can imagine her saying something like thi…”