If my voice sounded like a dial tone, people would probably hang up on me all the time.

“Some wise guys came by my business establishment and tried to offer me neighbor…”

“Some women will spread a lie faster and wider than they’d spread their legs. Th…”

“A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be gre…”

“My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my mu…”