If religion is a crutch, then society is the broken foot.

“What you’d call stealing, I’d call a mistake. Or, if I were a politician, I’d c…”

“She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn…”

“The woman of my dreams was tired. The woman of my dreams always lets me sleep i…”

“We can be anything we want to be in this life. And I’d like to be you. But ther…”